50 Funny Reasons Your Character Became an Adventurer
Not every hero is driven by destiny, honour, or a noble cause. Sometimes the reason is far simpler, far stranger, or far more embarrassing.
Here are 50 'completely reasonable' reasons your character decided that fighting monsters for a living was a good career choice.
- You lost a bet.
- You were banned from three villages and needed somewhere else to go.
- Someone told you there would be free food.
- You thought "dragon slayer" was an entry-level position.
- You were trying to avoid getting a real job.
- Your family business mysteriously burned down. You were cleared of all charges.
- You accidentally joined a quest while looking for the tavern.
- You heard adventurers get paid and stopped asking questions.
- You are running from your responsibilities.
- You are running from your ex.
- You are running from both.
- You owe money to several people and all of them know where you live.
- You touched a cursed object and things have escalated rapidly since then.
- You wanted to pet a dragon.
- Nobody explained that dragons are dangerous.
- You are collecting stories for a book nobody asked for.
- You got lost on the way to somewhere else.
- You heard there would be treasure.
- You heard there would be snacks.
- You misunderstood what treasure meant.
- Your hometown was too small to appreciate your brilliance.
- Your hometown appreciated your brilliance and asked you to leave anyway.
- You are trying to prove someone wrong.
- At this point you've forgotten who.
- You accidentally became a local hero and now everyone expects things from you.
- You are looking for the person who stole your favourite hat.
- The hat is worth less than the cost of the search.
- It is no longer about the hat.
- You were told adventure builds character.
- Your character is now heavily damaged.
- You thought adventuring would be easier than farming.
- You were very, very wrong.
- A fortune teller told you greatness awaited.
- You may have misunderstood the word "greatness."
- You are trying to become famous.
- You are becoming infamous instead.
- You found a map and ignored every warning written on it.
- You are still ignoring them.
- You need money for something incredibly irresponsible.
- You had an argument and declared, "Fine, I'll become an adventurer."
- Nobody expected you to follow through.
- You are powered entirely by spite.
- You keep saying "what's the worst that could happen?"
- The universe keeps answering.
- You thought the quest sounded easy.
- You thought the dungeon looked small.
- You thought the dragon looked asleep.
- You thought the warning signs were decorative.
- You made one bad decision and now you're level 12.
- The party needed a healer, and unfortunately you were standing nearby.